On the snail trail in Brighton

Tracking down the Godly gifts

The tireless Godchecker God Squad has spent the past few days tracking down festive gifts for our loyal acolytes.

While in sunny Brighton, UK, we discovered a promisingly godlike Easter Island café – which turned out to be run by the forces of chaos. Just don’t even ask. When you find sugar in the salt cellar and a stunning lack of chairs and cutlery (not to mention a missing salad and lashings of unwanted milk), you know that the great God SNAFU is at work.

Luckily we found spiritual sustenance at the Great Brighton God Shop, otherwise known as Villa & Hut. A great effigy of the Holy Snail™ was on display and this now takes pride of place at Godchecker HQ. See it here

Villa & Hut have more Gods than you can shake a drumstick at – and come highly recommended by the Chief Godchecker himself. Why not pay them a visit at 40 Sydney Street, Brighton, East Sussex, UK, and see what you can pick up in their January Snail?

(Note: No money changed hands in the writing of this review. Unfortunately.)

Christmas panic as cards sell out

Godchecker Xmas cards all gone

Yes, we’ve totally and completely SOLD OUT of our exclusive Godchecker Xmas cards. Thanks to everyone that bought a set. Every penny will go towards the Home for Impoverished Godcheckers, which is in dire need of a new swimming pool.

Note: we’ve left the images up in the GodShop to frustrate and annoy all those who didn’t BUY when they had the chance. *snicker snicker*

Chronic solution for emergency Xmas gifts

If you’re stuck for a last-minute Crimbo pressie, we strongly urge you to consider purchasing ‘CHRONIC – A Fable Of Our Times’.

This hilarious book was written and illustrated by our very own Chas Saunders and is probably the strangest novel ever conceived by man or beast. It truly is an ideal gift. Trust us! Visit the Holy GodShop for more info.

Last orders for Christmas delivery: Tuesday 18th December. (For emergency delivery, email us!)