Planets form an orderly queue
A once-in-a-lifetime event is taking place at this very moment. MARS, JUPITER, VENUS and other Top Gods of the Roman planet suite are lining up to bring amazing changes to the world.
Over the next few weeks, the five volunteer planets will be aligning themselves into a straight line visible to the naked eye. According to our resident astrologer, this will bring untold benefits to planet Earth:
– Supermarket queues will get shorter
– Road rage will evaporate
– McDonald’s burgers will taste astoundingly delicious
– TV programs will be worth watching
– Terrorists will apologise and promise never to do it again
– Microsoft will apologise and promise never to do it again
– Every football team will WIN!
For more information on the Roman God Benefit Bonanza, consult the news item here.