Employment opportunities for trainee deities
Bored with humdrum existence? Sick of being mortal? Unhappy with your current career choice? Why not ascend the heavenly ladder and become a God? It’s a good job with prospects, and the perks are astonishing. Tax-free beer. Acolytes devoted to your every need. Plush offices and your very own company chariot.
With over 2,000 Gods on our books, we feel you can never have too many immortals. So we were delighted to discover the Complete Guide to Self-Immortalization, a website devoted to turning people into Gods. (Not to mention Goddesses.) Created and managed by Frenchy, the Goddess of Belly Dancing, this site is a mine of information for the budding deity.
Be the envy of your friends – deify yourself today.