Profundities from our Godchecker-in-Chief
“The Gods are lazy sods. Although they smile on us, give us the odd nod and thumbs-up sign, they never lift a finger to help with the Godchecker Database. Not wearing watches or being alarmed by clocks, the Gods also keep well away from menial tasks and public transport.
“While we puny mortals scroll through scrolls, stand under standing stones, scratch our heads over runic cubes, sift sands for messages, read tomes on tombs and peer like seers into beer froth for hidden meanings (one of our favourites ) they just can’t be bothered. Yet we feel they do like to be noticed. They just can’t be bothered with interviews.
“All of which brings us to beg for patience as we struggle unaided to build the Holy Database, get the latest Godflash together, design merchandise and find a way to market the Godchecker Boardgame. Also do all the things listed in paragraph k2, answer emails, work on 1,700 illustrations and put together profiles on requested Gods. These may go straight into the Database with sponsorship notices on Godflash.
“Most of the spadework has been done on MORPHEUS, LILITH, YUAN-SHI, BUDDHA, BACCHUS, JUROJURIN, LOKI and DEMETER. There is still editing to do but we hope to be getting a laptop of the Gods to help with the Reservoir of Gods flooding our space.”