January 29, 2002
Prince of Darkness sent packing
News just in: Satan, the demonic lord of evil, has been snubbed in an astonishing attack by a top town official. Carolyn Risher, mayor of Inglis village in Florida, issued a proclamation today naming the devil Public Enemy No 1.
“Satan is not now, nor ever again will be, a part of this town,” she says, warning the Prince of Darkness to stay away or risk municipal action (full story).
The official declaration has met a mixed response. “A most extreme intrusion,” says the American Civil Liberties Union, labelling it a gross violation of ethics. Many Inglis residents, however, applaud the anti-devil message.
Satan himself was unavailable for comment.
January 20, 2002
Easy-to-assemble plastic deities
We always aim to bring you cutting-edge information, and here – exclusively – we present a batch of modern deities for a spiritually deprived world: LEGO Gods
It’s true. Our loyal acolyte Rowan has created a whole Lego pantheon, including OOGABUBBA, GROMBLE and the PSFINX. See them in the Offerings section now.
Will we see Lego Gods at Toys’R’Us anytime soon? Stranger things have happened – Lego’s hugely successful Bionicle range is heavily inspired by Oceanic mythology.
January 9, 2002
Godchecker Game news
The Godchecker Game continues to expand in all directions. Just before Xmas we produced a limited edition mini-version for testing purposes, and this was so fabulously good that we might make it available to our loyal visitors.
Catch a sneaky preview of the game board in action at the Grand Godchecker Open Day (see below).
We’ve also been experimenting with T-shirt designs. Would you like to wear a God? Check out the latest ones at the Godshop.
Godchecker Open Day
News just in – there will be a grand Godchecker gathering on Saturday 26 January. This will take place at the Hub of the Universe in West Sussex, England, from midday to midnight. All are welcome, but some are more welcome than others. (Particularly those bearing holy offerings of wine, beer or chocolate.)
DRINK at the Fountain of Knowledge!
CAST a thunderbolt!
ASCEND the heavenly ladder!
HOB-NOB with Top Gods!
HAVE your prayers answered by experts!
SEEK the Holy Snail™ and win fabulous prizes!
If you’d like to attend, please email us for more info.
January 1, 2002
Jupiter shines in the New Year
We hope you had a stunningly good festive time. BACCHUS and his team of merrymakers were out in force!
Don’t forget, JUPITER, the Top God in the Roman Planet Suite, can be seen in all his glory over the next few days. He’s at his brightest for zillions of years, so catch him in the night sky while the going’s good. If you have binoculars, you might even see some moons buzzing around his head.